FUNNY GREETING CARDS

We've done all the hard work for you and created greeting cards with built in funny. Of course, you can still customize our already hilarious cards by scribbling on it yourself -- you do have a knack for ruining things..

WELCOME TO MEAN CARDS:
Home of humorous Greeting Cards

Let us be your personal soapbox for spewing out the sarcastic quips and dark humor you'd normally keep to yourself, in the form of a harmless greeting card. Mean Cards does not exist to help spread love and joy through sappy straight to the soul elegant wording – that's Hallmark's gig. Basically, we're about giving you a license to unleash your inner asshole with with a funny greeting card.

Our hilarious cards are about as far from the mainstream drivel as you can get. We're the card for when "Happy Birthday" feels too happy. The get-well-soon that questions whether they really need to get well soon. The sympathy card that isn't very sympathetic.

make every situation
as awkward as you.

Got a professional or life milestone to ridicule or an event to belittle? Our offensive, yet incredibly addictive funny greeting cards cover every occasion we can think of, which isn't a lot at the moment -- we're working on it. Funny Birthday Card? Yes. Funny Anniversary Card? Could cause problems, but yes. Funny Flag Day Card? Might get you cancelled, but yes.

We've got a hilarious mean-spirited for everyone, no one is left out. That being said, don't forget to check out our funny Christmas greeting cards and funny holiday greeting cards for those special times of year.

Remember, our cards are always in good fun – even when they're not. So, they're perfect for, and meant for, anyone in your life with a sense of humor as twisted as yours. Please use responsibly.

Quality Funny Greeting Cards &
Comedy CRAFTPERSONSHIP

While we like to joke that are cards are terrible, they're actually quality.

Our cards might be mean, but they're not your mom; cheap. Well, not in the manufacturing sense, at least. They're crafted from real 60lb paper made from real trees, printed with real ink from a real printer on a real gloss finish -- all of which we bought with real money we don't have.

SPEND
your
MONEY.

Ready to bring some chaos to the party? Start perusing our selection of funny greeting cards online that might have more bite than most people can handle.

Sure, we're not your typical, sickeningly sweet greeting card company. And we're proud of it. If you're ready to drop the niceties and embrace the absurdity of everything, we've got the perfect humorous greeting card for you.

Skim through our amusing collection of funny greeting cards and see if there's anything you hate the least.

They're comically crafted cards that deliver emotional paper cuts.

Buy cards, we weren't kidding about not having money.